Current Residence: Melbourne
Operating System: XP/Ubuntu
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch. That's right, I'm a smug wanker.
Shell of choice: Cone snail shell
Favourite cartoon character: Felix the Cat
The BaconOnce upon a midnight eatery, while I pondered, weak and hungry,The Bacon by DrFurball
Over many a quaint and appetizing plate of prepared pork,
While I ate, loudly smacking, suddenly there came a slapping,
As if someone gently clapping, clapping behind the diner door.
'Tis some customer, I muttered, clapping behind the diner door-only this, and nothing more
Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak September,
And each separate plate of food wrought its crumbs upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;-- cash from a friend I had to borrow
To buy myself a new wheelbarrowto impress the seller of French doors--
For the fair and radiant maiden who sells people French doors--
I attempt to impress her forevermore.
And the silken, sad, uncertain creaking of each rusty hinge
Bored mefilled me with fantastic dullness never felt before;
So that now, as I was eating, I sat repeating
'Tis some customer entreating entrance at the diner door--
Some late customer entreating